The Narrator is an unseen character who created the game. He is known for his bad temper as he gets mad whenever the player does something bad.
At the beginning of the game, he makes a bet with his friend Marc that the player will play nice. But the player keeps doing the opposite, which makes him angry and stressed, since he does not want to do what Marc tells him to do for losing the bet. Eventually, when the player ruins the second last game of the Last Pack, he attempts to flee the city, but fails to do so as Marc comes about the bet that he just lost. It is unknown what the narrator was forced to do.
The Narrator is voiced by Andrew Cowley.